What Could A Crab Have to Say

What could a crab possibly have to say?

“Hello Tamy, isn’t it a lovely day?”

or maybe “Get any closer and you’ll be a filet!!”

Honestly, I don’t think it’s very nice to portray

a crab as some sort of angry cliche

Don’t you think that they would much rather play?

Or, if given the chance, just continue on their way?

… So I believed until, to my dismay,

I discovered that crab makes for a tasty saute.