What could a crab possibly have to say?
“Hello Tamy, isn’t it a lovely day?”
or maybe “Get any closer and you’ll be a filet!!”
Honestly, I don’t think it’s very nice to portray
a crab as some sort of angry cliche
Don’t you think that they would much rather play?
Or, if given the chance, just continue on their way?
… So I believed until, to my dismay,
I discovered that crab makes for a tasty saute.